Jules and her Musings

Don't get your knickers in a twist, it's bad for your knickers and makes you walk funny.
He who laughs last...thinks slowest!
When the world pushes you to your knees, you're in a good position to pray
A good friend will help you move; a great friend will help you move a body
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were!
Whoever said money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop
If the shoe fits, buy it in every colour; if it doesn't fit, buy it anyway
Trying is just a noisy way of not doing something
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Diamonds are the only kind of ice that can keep a girl warm
No man is worth your tears, but the one who is will never make you cry
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug!
Life is not measured by the number of breathes you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away
Women are made to be loved, not understood
You Can't Live A Positive Life with a Negative Heart
Always try and walk a mile in another person's shoes - that way you are a mile away from them and you have theur shoes!
Why CANT Life Be More Like A Musical